*LOTMENT LOVE - LETTER* :))

*BBQ SEASON*

We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into m...

otion:
Routine:

(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - drink in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine...
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another drink while he flips the meat.

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauce and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her 'night off,' and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

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*DEAR DIET*

Dear Diet,
It's not me, it's you.
I just don't think it's
going to work between us.
You're boring, tasteless &
I can't stop cheating on you.

*DIETER'S PRAYER*

Today's Tip:
*DIETER'S PRAYER*

As I wake up from my sleep
I pray my diet I may keep
But if temptation makes me slip,
I pray the Lord my pants won't rip.

*SHOULD YOU EAT THAT BACON?*

*I have to admit... I love my bacon* LOL!!! :))

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*SASKATCHEWANIAN WEINY ROAST*

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RECIPE FOR MOTHERHOOD

BANANA GONE BAD :))

*Kitchen Hint* LOL!!! :))

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GOOD MORNING ALL

HAVE A NICE DAY :))

REDNECK SEAFOOD DINNER

RECIPE FOR A HAPPY NEW YEAR

 

 

Take 12 whole months. Clean them of all jealously, hate and bitterness. Make them as fresh and clean as possible. Now cut each month in twenty-eight, thirty, or thirty-one different parts. Don’t make up the whole batch at once but prepare it one day at a time out of the following ingredients. Mix well into each day one part faith, one part patience, one part cour...age and one part work. Add each day, one part hope, kindness, generosity, and faithfulness. Blend with one part prayer, one part meditation and one good deed. Season the whole with a dash of spirit, a sprinkle of fun, a pinch of play and a heaping cup of good humor. Pour all of this in a vessel of love and cook thoroughly over radiant joy, garnish with a smile and serve with cheerfulness. Follow this recipe and you are bound to have a Happy New Year.

~ RECIPE FOR CHRISTMAS JOY ~

Ingredients:
1/2 cup Hugs
4 tsp Kisses
2 cups Smiles
4 cups Love
1 cup Special Holiday Cheer
1/2 cup Peace on Earth
3 tsp Christmas Spirit
2 cups Goodwill Toward Man
1 Sprig of Mistletoe
1 medium-size bag of Christmas Snowflakes (the regular kind won't do!)

Method:
Mix Hugs, Kisses, Smiles and Love until consistent.
Blend in Holiday Cheer, Peace on Earth, Christmas Spirit and the Good
Will toward Men. Use the mixture to fill a large, warm heart,
where it can be stored for a lifetime. (It never goes bad!)
Serve as desired under mistletoe, sprinkled liberally with special Christmas Snowflakes.
It is especially good when accompanied by Christmas Carols and family get-togethers.
Serve to one and all.
Author unknown

TEQUILA CHRISTMAS CAKE

(RECIPE POSTED BY LINDA MORIN)

Once again this year, I've had requests for my Tequila Christmas Cake recipe so here goes:
Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year!

1 cup sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts

1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit

Method:
Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl; check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon ice strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.

RECIPE FOR LOVE