Thursday, October 20, 2011

HOW TO PRESERVE CHILDREN

(RECIPE POSTED BY DAWN LYNN)

1 large Grassy Field
1/2 dozen Children
2 or 3 small Dogs
a pinch of brook
some small pebbles

Mix the children and dogs well together and put them in the field-stirring constantly.
Pour the brook over the pebbles - sprinkle the field with flowers
Spread over all a deep blue sky - Bake in a hot sun.
When thoroughly brown remove and set in a cool bath tub.

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