This is not a recipe but hope all will enjoy, it's pretty funny
My appetite is my shepherd, I always want!
It maketh me to sit down and stuff myself.
It leadeth me to my refrigerator again and again
In the shadow of the night.
It leadeth me into the path of Burger King for a Whopper,
And to the ice cream,
It destroyeth my shape.
Yea, though I know I gaineth, I shall not stop eating,
For the food tasteth so good.
The cake and the cookies, they comfort me.
When the table is spread before me, it maketh me drool
For I know that I soon shall dig in.
As I fill my plate continuously,
My clothes runneth smaller.
Surely bulges and ripples shall follow me
All the days of my life
And I shall be "pleasingly plump" forever.
Amen, let's eat!
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